No time for Twitter? No worries: We're bringing you some of the best parenting tweets from the past week. After all, you deserve a few laughs.
My son said I'm more beautiful than a garden gnome so don't try to tell me that motherhood isn't incredibly rewarding.— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) April 20, 2017
[House Hunters episode]— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) April 19, 2017
HUSBAND: I'm a freelance hamster trainer
WIFE: And I tune harmonicas part-time
HUSBAND: Our budget is $950K
Kids aren't as smart as they think you're not.— ʆℴ Ɗเ꒸꒸เƚყ (@WhaJoTalkinBout) April 20, 2017
When my kids ask me to do something I don't want to do I just tell them I'll get to it when I'm done with the laundry.— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) April 19, 2017
My son is grounded from his electronics and now I want to give my mom a hug for having to be a parent before the internet was invented.— Megan Wirts (@meganagainagain) April 17, 2017
Fun fact: The last thing spoken at every family game night is "THIS IS WHY NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY ANYTHING WITH YOU."— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) May 1, 2016
I turn active wear into just wear.— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) April 19, 2017
Pregnancy level:— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) April 18, 2017
Crying at The Voice.
wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?— Josh (@iwearaonesie) April 16, 2017
wife: What temperature?
wife: That's the clock
80% of parenting is just yelling at your kids from downstairs.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 18, 2017