The week is over! We're bringing you a few well-earned laughs in the form of funny mom tweets we've spotted recently.
Follow my crafty mommy blog for great projects such as Pile of Books in Corner and Wrinkled Mass of Unfolded Clothes in Other Corner.— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) April 12, 2017
I've never bench pressed my own body weight but I have picked up a child who didn't want to be picked up.— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) April 11, 2017
About to set a world record for the number of times someone has said "That's not the right way to drink a juice box" in a day.— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) April 5, 2017
I like to go to PTA meetings once a year and just yell, "WAIT. WHAT'S GOING ON?" to everything being said.— Meredith (@PerfectPending) April 12, 2017
Things that can tear a family apart:— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) April 13, 2017
• Deciding whether to play Uno or Monopoly
Today we're playing a new game called, "Where's big sister's iPhone?"— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) April 12, 2017
4y.o invented it, & he's the only one having fun.
He's also winning.
Being a good mom sometimes means choosing your own sanity over your kids carefully selected pile of decorative sticks.— Daisy Chain (@putyoursisterd1) April 13, 2017
As I take my child's tooth from under the pillow & replace it with money, I realize that parenting is the weirdest thing I've ever done.— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) April 12, 2017
Before you have kids, practice yelling "PUT YOUR SHOES ON!" 10 times in a row while looking for your keys & see if it's right for you.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 11, 2017
The Princess and the Pea except it's just a grain of sand in my child's shoe.— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) April 7, 2017